Jan 29, 2008

Dúvidas, dúvidas e mais dúvidas

Caso esses três leitores se questionem sobre se abandonei o blog ou não, fica aqui escrito que, a resposta mais provável é sim, estou seriamente a pensar abandoná-lo.
Bem vêem, enquanto o blog é uma diversão como outra qualquer, enquanto se abre o computador, em 5 minutos se escreve uma laracha e já está, a coisa é engraçada. Eventualmente, dois ou três gatos pingados que por aqui passam lêem e comentam o post, ficamos apenas contentes por alguém partilhar o nosso pensamento parvo.

Mas depois, ao universo de desconhecidos com quem partilhamos o que nos der na venta começam a suceder os conhecidos, culpa nossa porque comentámos que tínhamos um blog, os conhecidos dos conhecidos e, pior ainda, a família, porque se caiu na infelicidade de comentar com uma irmã, que disse à filha, que comentou com a avó, vulgo minha mãe e zás. Está todo um universo de pessoas que gostamos, não é isso que está em consideração, mas com quem não queremos partilhar certo tipo de parvoíces, a ler e a ter o desplante de telefonar e comentar a treta de duas linhas que nos passou pela mona às duas da manhã. MAS QUE RAIO. Não é esse o espírito de um blog não assinado!!!!!

Pior do que isso, é o segmento dos amigos críticos: “Olha lá, vi o que escreveste anteontem e não achei graça nenhuma. Aliás, ando para te dizer há algum tempo que estás sem graça” – é sempre bom ter um amigo que gosta de nos mandar para baixo – “Sabes, passei pelo teu blog noutro dia e achei disparatado o que escreveste sobre fazer queques de chocolate a meio da noite, andas com pouca inspiração, não?” – ai o caneco…Mas quem é que lhes disse que eu tenho de ser humorística e ter graça? Por ventura assinei algum contrato com cachet milionário nos termos do qual me comprometi a lhes conseguir afivelar um sorrisinho na cara diariamente, hein???

E se eu quiser escrever um poema triste ou pura e simplesmente, mandar tudo pró …. espaço (exerci censura sobre mim própria devido à quase certeza de entidades progenitoras andarem clandestinas a pulular por aqui)?

Sabem o que tenho para vos dizer, sabem?

HUMPFFFFF

11 comments:

Catwoman said...

sim, eu percebo...já tenho o blog ha mais tempo e ate tive que mudar pq começou a ir lá a avó do piriquito da vizinha do genro de sei lá quem e fartei-me.
E tb me irrita essa de um gajo ter que entreter a malta..
só me lembro do Joe Pesci num dos meus filmes preferidos "Good Fellas" a dizer:
"Am I a fucking clown??!
Am I here to amuse you?!"
Claro que nao tenho vontade de sovar ninguem, mas qdo me dizem, "entao? nao tens escrito nada....o que foi?"
Foi tipo....nao me apeteceu! ninguem me paga!
mas pronto, espero que nao pares porque eu farto-me de rir c as tuas aventuras...

bjs!

Bee said...

Não me recordava desse diálogo, mas é muito bom. Mas já usava a versão tuga disso, quando alguém está à espera que eu faça algo, tipo "espera aí que vou só ali pôr o nariz de palhacinho e já volto" ou então canto a musiqueta do circo enquanto faço malabarismo com bolas imaginárias... (e depois queixo-me que esperam palhaçadas a toda a hora!!!)

Bjs

Unknown said...

vi o teu blog através do da Cat (que tb só conheço d qd era pequenina) e gosto, e río-me quando assim é, ou não...tanto faz. As pessoas são mt intrusivas e mais para quem se expõe em blogs, em opiniões, em estilo de vida. Faz o que te apetecer, bolos à meia-noite, triplos encarpados, mandar o blog para o espaço, o que for. Gosto do teu blog, é despretencioso. Carlota

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